I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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