so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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