i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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