..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We have started to decorate penises.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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