the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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