she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Randomize
