This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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