This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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