i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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