do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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