Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Someone came in the potted fern
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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