Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I need a burrito and a hug.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
third nipple confirmed
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
