god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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