i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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