what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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