I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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