I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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