can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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