everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
