please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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