Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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