He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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