My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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