Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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