Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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