Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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