My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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