I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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