chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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