She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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