spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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