im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have aggressive nipples.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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