wakey wakey hands off snakey
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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