I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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