No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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