I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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