I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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