is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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