awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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