Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wish my penis had a tongue
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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