Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it hurts more in the daytime
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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