You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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