Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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