Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
