yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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