I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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