I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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