I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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