HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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