TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
